'I'll practice the new me in front of guests. I kind of like some of them, the guests. One has a soft, soft voice but I'm afraid he, too, may be practicing his new personality on me and not really a gentle person at all. I'm afraid the gentleness is because of some violence in him and maybe he has trained himself with electric shock to his balls ( Read more... )

Oh, wow. Carol Emshwiller, too, has a FaceBook account. (Yes, I'm weak. Also, I thought it would be the quickest way to start e-stalking Crush #2 - erroneously; dang.)

I don't dare add her. Glamour requires distance, you know?

'But I can't stand it! I can't stand it! Being of the sex that's responsible for everything sensual and morbid or for those sacred, deadly ball games. Us - get this! me, even - the overturned vessel of doom, or standing as a symbol of it! I don't want to be an archetype. I will send Doctor Sangria a notice to that effect that follows:

Notice of ( Read more... )

In an effort to attract a better class of Crush, I have decided to a) learn basic French (that is: beyond 'piss off', 'my name is Brian' and 'I would like a glass of lemon juice, please'), and b) have my teeth professionally whitened (I can't afford a refit, but I can paint over the cracks ( Read more... )